PTL and pass the chocolate

“I don’t eat anything that used to be cute.”

“I don’t eat anything that swims.” (Or swam.)

“I don’t eat anything in its natural habitat.” (Please remove the lobster, mussels, oysters, clams, scallops and shrimp from their shells.)

“I’ll eat turkey, but not chicken.”

“I gave up eating pork products years ago, when I realized pigs are more intelligent than humans.”

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About Jane Wilson

Jane Wilson graduated from the University of Michigan Law School, was a trial attorney for 25 years and has served on the faculty of the National Institute for Trial Advocacy on numerous occasions. She was an Adjunct Professor of Law at Cleveland State University for several years and served as an Interim Associate Professor of Law in the clinical program at Case Law School. In 2009, she returned to the small southwestern Michigan community where she was raised, and wrote a novel.
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2 Responses to PTL and pass the chocolate

  1. sammee44 says:

    Sounds like the answers I get from my dinner guests when I ask them if they have any dietary restrictions 😦 but am so glad chocolate is not a no-no ! 🙂

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